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Updated 2015:  It's been 8 years since this was written so I thought I'd give it an update. I am a Chartered Accountant, have been...

Updated 2015: 
It's been 8 years since this was written so I thought I'd give it an update. I am a Chartered Accountant, have been one for 3 and a half years now, and presently a contributor with The Hindu. Apart from that, I'm still spoiled, impulsive, and occasionally toss coins to make life choices. Reading this blog won't change your life, but writing in it has changed mine.  

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Coconut Chutney, whose real name you can figure out quite easily was born on the 8th Day of March in the year 1989.
She toes the fine line between extreme intelligence and extreme insanity. She is now pursuing a career Chartered Accountancy and her motto in life is "Screw it, Lets do it!".
Extremely impulsive, she strongly believes that thinking about anything or its consequences is a waste of time, which is why she uses powerful, foolproof decision making tools like the 8 Ball and 1 Re Coins.
She was born with a very very fat silver spoon stuck down her throat and has been spoiled from a very young age, which is evident from the fact that her first public-bus ride was when she was 18.
Her sense of humour is mildly warped and ably complimented by her mostly demented mindset.
Reading her blog won't change your life, but it might make you laugh.
So read it.

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9 comments

  1. Coconut Chutney, who's real name you can figure out quite easily
    all fine...everything else was gud, but why would the name Lavanya be easy to derive from Coconut Chutney ?!!?!

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  2. You see, my old blog link had my name in it. Hence. :)

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  3. Oh yeah, I know the world's worst kept secret. Your real name is actually Mora Kozhambu :)

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  4. Extreme marketing!

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  5. CC u r awesome...thnk u 4 making me laugh so much in a day :D

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  6. Your blog is really funny!

    But it should be 'whose' real name, and not "who's" as you've written it

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  7. screw it, lets do it?

    really lallu? next time we call you out, LETS SEE IF YOU SCREW IT AND DO IT!

    btw, habbiburday woman! :D

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  8. oh, the things i would do to know

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