A Qualifed Opinion

So everyone's making noise over the whole  Big Bang theory, which is something I can't quite understand. I thought Bill Clinton prov...

So everyone's making noise over the whole  Big Bang theory, which is something I can't quite understand. I thought Bill Clinton proved it years ago. Anyway, I thought I'd do a scientific appraisal of the whole issue and finally conclude to nothing in particular, as it is with all scientific appraisals but unfortunately I don't believe I'm qualified enough. After all, at one point of time, I was convinced that that croutons were a type of sub-atomic particle.

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  1. i didnt know there was a word croutons until i asked someone, what are those toasted bread cubes on tomato soups called?! :D

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  2. No one understands the 'Big Bang(ed)' Theory. It's called so because many eminent scientists 'banged' their heads over it for a long time but couldn't come to a productive conclusion. Now they're trying to come up with a strong/reinforced 'String Theory' to explain things and also so that they'll have something to hang themselves with, if it fails too. So, you don't worry yourself sick if you fail to comprehend the nuances of these theories. I am with you on this ma.

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  3. Here is a poignant little poem, illustrating the perils of high physics. Tread that ground with care!


    A brilliant young physicist named Mole
    Succeeded in creating a black hole
    Many girls tried to date him
    But alas the black hole ate him
    And now all that's left of him is his soul.

    The poet is unknown but many believe it was Einstein himself, wearing a mask.

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  4. lol! It is really quite comical they are trying to simulate the big bang!

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  5. @narendra shenoy: ROTFL! Where did you find that gem?!

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  6. the big bang is a hoax.
    I know.
    So does Douglas Adams.

    Only we both know the truth.
    One fine day, god got a little tickling sensation in his nose...and then

    "AAAAACHOOOOOOO"
    And the universe was born.
    There was no big bang. It was a BIG SNEEZE

    and the end of existence will come when the BIG HANDKERCHIEF wipes us all out.

    ok ok getting serious,
    the big bang, though scientifically proven, with all the residue radiation found and the idea of a big bang proving various other hypothesis,..its all good, but it still doesn't prove the beginning of creation. I have told this time and time again. The radiation detected did come from a huge explosion, alright. Could be two planets colliding, could be two galaxies colliding...you really can't assume that it was the starting point of the universe

    And what kind of moron scientists accept this anyway.
    BOOM! and the universe is born. What nonsense. That is as bad as "and on the seventh day god said let their be light and *click* the lightbulb switched on"

    To top it off, the idiots at CERN as trying to "recreate" the big bang. Wow, just what we need.
    A bunch of scientists, believe that a enormous blast tthhat created the universe, are trying to recreate that same blast on earth.

    Does anyone realize the downside of this experiment???
    Oh surrrreeee, " our experiments are perfectly safe", who is going to be alive to blame them anyway if things go wrong.

    Humanity..sometimes, is full of idiots.


    But...who gives a damn. I must have tomato soup. With cosmic croutons.

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  7. Ha ha..

    After all, at one point of time, I was convinced that that croutons were a type of sub-atomic particle. - I'm glad, there is someone to beat me :)

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  8. What? you still blogging?? Run... black hole is eating us up!

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  9. I found your blog while surfing. Loved it. You have a great ability to narrate simple things beautifully. I guess you know it.

    BTW are you on orkut?

    Go on,
    Vasu

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  10. Big bang only...romba mukyam rite?

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