God Shows Terrorists The Finger

In a rather shocking turn of events, it seems that the God himself has issued a rather strong message of condemnation with reference to the ...

In a rather shocking turn of events, it seems that the God himself has issued a rather strong message of condemnation with reference to the current order of things in the World.
The message left by Him was initially labeled as a “Mystery Mark” in the sky, but once a team of leading cryptologists around the world set to crack it, it was finally deciphered to being the international symbol of condemnation, commonly known as “The Finger”

“They be poppin’ homies trippin’ the big guy’s name, man! He ain’t pleased wi tha Jeehad shit, fo shizzle. And those guys, they gonna get served, ya get what I’m sayin’ man? Ma Brotha be havin some crazy skyllz”* said His spokesman, Gar00Dogg, upon further interrogation as to the exact reason behind this strong "Con-dayumm-nation". He did not reveal anything more about God's plans, but did reassure everything would become "fine....like Yo Mamma!" before launching into very loud and inappropriate laughter.


“I think like, what he’s like trying to like, say, is that he’s like pissed” said one leading cryptologist, following “The Finger” conclusion which was reached after much research and references with the latest technology in Cryptic Sciences, including the Harry Potter series.



Strangely enough, there have also been some bizarre sightings of an Old Indian man running about the streets screaming “Kalki is coming, Kalki is coming!” Eyewitnesses are especially perplexed. “I have been getting Kalki every week for the past two decades. I don’t find a reason to scream on the streets” said one resident, who wishes to remain anonymous.


With terrorism spreading everywhere in the world, this message comes as what could be a sign of things to come, say some other experts. “Dude, this is God showing the finger to those terrorist bastards, man. It’s a sign of like hope and maybe some more weird-ass things that could happen. Maybe it’s that Judgment Day thing that people keep talking about in Sunday School. I hope that’s covered in my Insurance, man.” said David Kinsley, President of The-International-Organization-Which-Holds-Emergency-Meetings-Whenever-There’s-A-Finger-In-The-Sky, after their emergency meeting in Geneva, whose attendance included Angelina Jolie-Pitt and her 25 children.

God, however, was unavailable for comment. Sources say that he was venting his anger on an Indian City by the name of Chennai, by diverting a cyclone in its direction and forcing its stranded residents to watch CNN-IBN, or worse, Times Now.


* - "It is unfortunate that these terrorists kill innocent lives in the name of God. Jihad is wrong, and pretty soon, God is going to be taking some serious action"

** - This picture, a fine example of excellence in photojournalism was taken by our special corespondent Ms.Chutney. Really.

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25 comments

  1. i hereby declare that this is a celebrity blog. Periya periya pulli!

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  2. I really wish God shows them the finger and much more than that... It is a really sad thing that these terrorists commit all the heinos crimes being instigated by a set of mindless fools.

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  3. Man ... That is one really long finger. I hope God really means it. Nice photography! Perfect timing.

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  4. Special correspondant Ms Chutney, eh !!!

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  5. ejjatly wat satire, wat fotography!

    aaatograuf plz!

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  6. super photography... :)

    maybe u shud sell it to Headlines today or aaj tak - they would actually, like ACTUALLY air it with headlines on the lines of "Kya Bhagwan Duniya ko kuch keh rahe hain? Dekhiye aaj raat 8 baje" but ofcourse, the credibility of the snap would be reduced then! :)

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  7. I thought the Afro American bit was brilliant!

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  8. Excellent photography! I'm kinda certain kalki is pretty scared to turn up here right now..Deja vu huh? killing in the name of God. :(

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  9. Gar00dogg is da man but shawty, you be writing like it's nobody binness. You go, girl!

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  10. what..no quotes from barkha dutt and shobha de?
    chah!
    PS: lol, rofl...u know the drill

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  11. You should be a negotiator with these terrorists :)

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  12. @gradwolf
    Honoured, saar! :D

    @Prashanti
    Tell me about it...

    @Maduraiveeran
    Thanks, and I hope he means it too :)

    @Balaji
    Yes, speaking :)

    @maxdavinci
    Sure, I'll even give you an autographed picture :P

    @preeti
    Oh yes, BREAKING NEWS! lol :)

    @Ram
    Thanks :)

    @Naren
    Shukriya-ji :)

    @Vivek
    Deja Vu is right. I just hope another repeat doesn't happen.

    @Idling
    Thanx dawg, you be havin some sick skyllz yo'self :D

    @Buddy
    Unfortunately they were all in the Times Now office and hence unavailable for comment :P

    @Nandini
    Totally :)

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  13. Operation Cyclone in Mumbai and Cyclone in Chennai eh? Sad.
    Is Reporter Chutney available for interview?

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  14. Aiyyoooo!! Furgaated I say!! Louwelee fotography!!

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  15. Was that picture taken near T-Nagar? If it was, then somehow that makes sense too.

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  16. GOod attempt but thoda sa amateurish at places :)

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  17. ohahahahahah it IS the finger!!!

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  18. well put...i hope God does exactly what correspondent Chutney claims him to do :)
    blogrolling you!

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  19. @stith
    Interview yes, but only if you're lucky. :P Nenu chaala busy :P

    @Neon
    Yea it was. And yea, that makes sense too.

    @Ashwin
    Thanks!

    @Shibu
    Considering I am an amateur, I'll take that as a compliment :)

    @Mystique
    You bet it is!

    @Deeplydip
    I hope so too :) Thanks.

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  20. you mean this is not photoshopped?

    Interesting thinking apart from timely photography!

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  21. Chutney,
    Engeyoooo poyitteenga.
    Eppadi ipdi?

    Did you really take this pic? Where you waiting for the right moment?

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  22. hee hee that Afro American bit totally rock. the "Gar00Dogg, upon further interrogation as to the exact reason behind this strong "Con-dayumm-nation" bit resonant exactly like the guy on TV.
    the approach to the issues around the world had a worldly flair. awesome.
    you will see more of me :)
    A

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  23. This picture, a fine example of excellence in photojournalism was taken by our special corespondent Ms.Chutney. Really.

    You are an epitome of humility.May be you just brag about it.

    ;)

    -Nikhil

    PS: Good one lady!

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