Balle Balle

Parampreet Singh, or Pappu as the rest of the world knew him, was like any other man. He craved for the same things everyone did – money, pl...

Parampreet Singh, or Pappu as the rest of the world knew him, was like any other man. He craved for the same things everyone did – money, playboy bunnies and red Lamborginis. But the one thing Pappu craved for more than anything was to find his true love. In his quest to find the kudi of his dreams, Pappu traveled far and wide and his mission finally took him to Bangkok, Thailand.


Tucked in a tiny corner of the Big city of Bangkok was Madam Ko’s massage parlour. Pappu had initially gone there to compare Madam Ko’s back massage to Monty ‘Bailwan-ji’ Singh’s back home. But instead he saw the girl of his dreams. 


Yes, Lauw feelings ho gaya. 


She was no more than 5.2” with jet black hair and jasmine white skin. The Golden Temple in Pappu’s head had immediately lit up. “Masseuse-ji masseuse-ji, I am in love-ji. With you-ji! Please-ji, come back with me to Punjab-ji.”


How could masseuse-ji not accept such a romantic proposal? Pappu whisked her away to Punjab where the marriage took place amidst much pomp and show. Pappu’s relatives however, where a little disappointed over his firangi-ji bride.


“Arre! What is this Bunty-ji! Marrying off your son-ji to a firangi-ji!” exclaimed one particular aunt to his father.


“Haan-ji, that too to a massage lady-ji!” added another.


Bunty-ji simply looked at her, and then the sky. “Kya karoon, Mona-ji. Rub ne bana de jodi”

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32 comments

  1. nalla vela, itha kaasu kuduththu theatre'la paakkala!

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  2. hahahahaha! how do you come up with these things?

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  3. this was supposed to be a one-liner and you made it to this!

    i am goin to kerala ji, i hope to see the perumal in a massuer ji.

    pray for me ji bcoz i am also travellers of love ji, shall meet again walking walking ji...

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  4. OMG! Whattay MOKKAI!
    Rub ne?
    This movie has induced quite a few puns hasn't it?
    Golden Temple in Pappu's head!
    LOL!

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  5. ROTFL..... suprb.. u had me in splits... absolutely loved teh last line....

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  6. yabbaa! Rab ne bana di jodi-a theatrela sagichadavida double kadi-a irukkeeee

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  7. lol, put in extra fittings after you came up with that line huh? vary nice :)

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  8. yeah, i have the same question as max.. romba periya one liner this, no?

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  9. My sister said somethin on the same lines a few days back...lol!

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  10. LOl..awesome!

    semma form la irukka konja naal ah...

    but i liked tanni ji. i saw rab in her ji...

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  11. sahi hai ji sahi hai...ab beauty lies in the eyes of the behloder ji...

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  12. hehe! That was hilarious.. Rab ne is this mokkai-ish?! lol..
    Nice blog! :)

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  13. Chutney-ji chutney-ji - kinna bada mokkai hai ji!

    "He craved for the same things everyone did – money, playboy bunnies and red Lamborginis."

    Everyone craves for those things? Meaning you crave for playboy bunnies as well?

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  14. O Chutney-ji! I had the same question Idling had!! Ditto!! Are you? :D Boloji!

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  15. you made up the story after u came up with the punch line!
    :D nice

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  16. Awesome! You have shifted the frontiers.

    Here's another one. The great fashion designer Paco Rabane learned that Jody Foster had had the temerity to ridicule one of his creations, and used his considerable influence in the Italian film industry to oust her from a role in award winning director Roberto Benini's forthcoming film. It seems Benini, who happened to be having dinner with a delegation of Indian film makers, among them Aditya Chopra, told them "Rabane ban-a de Jody from-a de film".

    Of course, this is only hearsay.

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  17. I seem to possess the same curiosity as Idling and Stith. Konjum over-aah ille playboy bunnies?

    And your Hindi is getting better, I see :D

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  19. LOL!!!!!!!! I was sooooo pissed off with the "ji" in rab ne ....nd shahrukh's use of hinglish :)

    Prashanti

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  20. Hayyo I wouldnt watch this one for sure! :--D

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  21. Very well written, nice sense of humor. Bookmarked your blog! Keep blogging.

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  22. O Chutney-ji! I had the same question Idling had!! Ditto!! Are you? :D Boloji!

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