If you knew me, then you'd know my incredible talent to "hit the bulb", ie make a blasted idiot out of myself. If you don't, or want to re affirm your belief in my bulb-adchufying talent, please, read on.
B: jollu...
i am online thru fring! Its actually working in the train
8:44 PM me: yay! :D
not sleeping?
B: no...mallu kutty in opp berth
8:45 PM very distracting
me: ooooh
pretty mallu?
B: valiya kunjara kutti
me: enada asingama pesara
B: that means yeah
hahaha
8:46 PM no no kunjara means adorable
me: yea yea. go talk no
enda peyar b#^$&!
B: yeah kuttinda paer shriya
nyaan pesi
8:47 PM trivandrum pogunnu
me: Ooooooo
number vaangidu
keep in touch
apdiye madakify
B: yeah
i dont think he has a number
she
me: shes a he?
8:48 PM B: and i think her mom will mind
me: oh thank god. i thought you were also veering to the dark side :P
B: damn s key
u know my phone
me: lol i know your phone :D
B: anyways, her mom will laugh if i ask for kutty's numberrr
8:49 PM me: tell her you are zimbly asking
B: I'm telling you, her mother would be more amused than offended.
me: purila
8:50 PM B: she is really a kutti
2.5 yr old kutti, to be precise
Jollu, you're such a loosu! :DYes, you are now allowed to clench your fists/bang your head on the wall. That's what I did. And by the way, all characters are in the above transcript are not fictional. Any resemblance to real people is intended and in fact, not coincidental.
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19 comments:
Nice one. :-)
super bulb :P
u dint edit iitg id in lost msg in the post... u let out his anonymity ;)
ennalan sollitu, nee bulb rani ah irukke....you can give new jersey yakko some very stiff competition!
endha oru valliya story'akkum idhe!
He he ... I thought he was jollufying the mom too, that's why he thought the mom would mind!
haha! great thinking! ;) keep it up!
ende Guruvayoorapo! :D
but valiya kunjara kutty was misleadng. valiya means big(elder) no?
Lol! that was a niice bulb!
This post reminded me of my husband (old boyfriend) trying to make a sentence in malayalam to talk to me.... "ente peru... ningal valiyammayittu ondu..." :D
Oh god! I've had the sameeeeeee thing happen to me! one of my cousins had just gone to the US and he kept tellin me abt this 'babe' next door - pink lips, blue eyes, pretty golden hair et al...he used to bug me by sayin stuff like 'she's on my lap now' etc...me like one big pisthu went n told his mum "u know what ur son is doin there, there's this girl next door named...." and she said "aa, teriyum, he sent me her photo - nee pakariya?" and there she was - the prettiest lil 3 yr old iv ever seen! :-/
Same blood chutney, same blood...!
Poor us! We get wronged all the time:)
enda mole idhu...
bulbrani from now on, no more rowsu rani title for u!
LOL - B is using too much of that fring.com.
Ask him if the mother was hot?
it took you all of 6 minutes though, not too bad no?
@jollu: You edited the parts where I said, "You don't understand - she's really a kutti" and you asked, "What does that mean? Typical mallu look?" etc, and how the conversation lasted 2 more mins. Even more bulbish!
@maduraiveeran: The mom wasn't my type - she was an amazon! However, she had the most perfect smile. I was wondering if she had gotten veneers.
@WT: In my effort to bait Chutney, I mistyped valiya instead of valara.
@Nandini: No. The mom wasn't hot. :)
@Idling (B): Thanks for clarifying that (re: Mom). :D
@karthik
thanks!
@tweety
I know, i bulb adchufyed with the ID too, but thankfully it was rectified asap.
@gradwolf
arasiyalla idhelaam sagajam
@dilip
na malayaluthula konjam weak-nga
@maduraiveeran
Lol, avan mosam dhaan, aana avlo mosam illa
@shivani
you mean lack of thinking. :P
@WT
It really doesnt make a difference where I'm concerned. :|
@aparna
Me n your husband are pretty much in the same boat
@preeti
same blood, yes :D
@Ram
thoda!
@max
:P
@nandini
He has to use fring if he needs his daily dose of the Loosu :D
@Rukmani
Not bad at all
@Idling
go away! Shoo! :P
@yuvi
:P
@Gradwolf: Ahem.... I am no longer Bulbu rani (though I should admit I almost didnt realise who that comment was pointed towards :P )
Chutney: What can I say...lol!! You make me proud kid :D
jollu - cute name!
This is 2.5 much!
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