After reading this post chetan bhagat should move back to his old job as investment banker!! LOLZ. u av revealed his trade (patented ! :P) secret. good work.
I don't know this Chetan Bhagat fellow, but the post was funny. The Dan Brown one was also good, but Abhithakuchalambal can kick Susan's ass any day, as we all know.
that's outrageously funny.. great post.. keep it coming.. saala I couldn't stand that guy in the 2 states.. remba kevala paduthitan nammaalungala.. nalla venum.. :D
When Sheetal enters their lives, things change like never before. Life in Bathinda is tough indeed, because every pretty girl has equally scary brothers. And they would love to embrace Chetan the Chip into the old block...
[i]As Chetan Bhagat would say it ... Meet Ankit, Om & Steve. All they wanted was to get blocked by Chetan Bhagat on twitter, and killing polar bears seemed to be the perfect plan. But life is never that easy in Bathinda, and when the extremely beautiful Abithakuchalambal enters their lives, things change like never before. Follow Ankit as he fights against Chennai's autodrivers, Punjabi aunties and even corruption to realize his dreams. Is one dream one too many? Will they make it?
From the bestselling author of Five Point Someone and One Night @ The Call Centre comes yet another witty tale about Homosexuality in Modern India
haha LOL kickass!!hope mr cb reads this post,the poor guy wil think twice before he picks up the blighted pen again:)rotten eggs,oops,chutney splattered al over the bloke's face;)
You know, I read '2 States' while I was in India and I was thinking the exact same thing. Hilariously well done post, this!
"Meet Shiv, Swami & Mohammad. All they wanted was to become successful, and pirating novels seemed to be the perfect plan. But life is never that easy in Tirunelveli, and when the extremely beautiful Abithakuchalambal enters their lives, things change like never before. Follow Shiv as he fights against religion, inter-community relationships and even Punjabi aunties to realize his dreams. Is one dream one too many? Will they make it?"
Meet Nirag, Swami & Mohammad. All they wanted was to get blocked by Chetan Bhagat on twitter, and killing polar bears seemed to be the perfect plan. But life is never that easy in Bathinda, and when the extremely beautiful Monjulika enters their lives, things change like never before. Follow Nirag as he fights against Punjabi aunties, Chennai's autodrivers and even communalism to realize his dreams. Is one dream one too many? Will they make it? From the Craptastic author of Five Point Someone and One Night @ The Call Centre comes yet another witty tale about Milkmen in Modern India
brilliant! i loved the option of abhithakuchalambal, but seeing as my tale took place in bathinda, i had to opt for the rather more plausible pooja. btw, why are even the auotrickshaw-karaars in bathinda from chennai? he he. haven't played mad libs in ages, but have you considered compiling several of similar sets into a book? it would be great.
LOL at Abithakuchalambal! My uncle used to tease me saying that he'd suggested that name for me when I was born - he still calls me Abitha once in a while :D
But about the plots of bhagat’s book, they can look similar as the main theme of his stories are the common problems in Indian society & system. It is the way he narrate things makes the story interesting. I like his writing, He writes for masses I feel.
Hilarious! Though, barring his questionable grammar and cliched plots, I have to say I have enjoyed Bhagat's books. If anything, because he faces no competition in his genre (hint: start writing, coconut chutney!)
Other options in the drop down ought to include 'software engineers sitting on bench and acquiring insane skills at swatting flies' and papers could've had names like 'dubakoor times' and 'the loafing hindu' ;-)
This guy's(Chetan Bhagat) first book was different and a good read. But his subsequent books have become predictable. And I always get the feeling that he writes a filmy script so that filmmakers make a movie out of his book.
i think you should do a Raju Hirani movie template generator as well.. jadhu ki jappi/all is well/ - old readers digest jokes - heroine caught between father and lover .. etc etc ..
What do guys want in life? think you missed some important options...Did you get Abitha kuchalambal from PSBB's Sanskrit stints? This is the next best thing after MIT's random paper generator:D
Can you please revert back to the old layout of the web page. This all green design sucks......Though it is your blog, but it is us who read and Since I have been following your writing for a few years now, I feel that the old one was nicer.
now that u have figured out how to plot ur novel why dont u start writing one, ur posts are already such a huge hit.. i am sure ur books will be flying off the shelves even before releasing ;)
Hi Lavanya, Just stumbled onto your blog a few days . Yours is one of the hilarious blogs i have ever read . You would give the comedians in Kollywood a serious run for their money . Man , your blog must come with a statutory warning like "Not to be read during office hours " or "induces uncontrollable laughing like an idiot " or "effects similar to exposure to laughing gas."
But you could have chosen something simpler, like an Ilaya thalapathy Vijay Movie Template Generator. That way, you would need just one drop down box - Occupation.
not to start throwing the book on u. yaen ippidi inspired work ellam panra. ur original humor is much much better than this 'inspired work'. i enjoyed your wit and humor in the original form. next is what? TR thangachi sentimentizeraa?
btw, CA examla blog skin change panrathukku mark kudupaangalaa? nallaa iruntha skinna vitutu ithenna pudina chutney style? coconut chutney was better, clean and suits the mood...
@anon & phoenix dear sirs, Towards the end of the post, you should see a grey button that says "hit me". Do you see it? Good. Right below that grey button, there is a sentence. Do you see it? Awesome! Have a cookie. Can you read it? Try, no? I'm sure you can. It says, "Based on the Dan Brown plot generator". Nice no? That was where I got the idea from. And that sentence right there, is the credit. Do you understand? Or would you like me to use smaller words?
Hi Lavanya, Nice post! Even nicer is the reply to your critics. Thats what made me delurk....I have been reading and enjoying your blog for a while now. I get that you are a PSBB alumni (sorry if I am wrong, thought I might have read that somewhere in your blog. Just wanted to say me too! way back though...almosta decade. keep up the laughs!
hahahahaha!! People are so innovative, and talented. btw, TOI is the newspaper that's always ass-licking Chetan Bhagat. It should've been among the choices. nevertheless, this is hilarious!
Meet Nikhil, Mike & Ramachandramoorthy. All they wanted was to get blocked by Chetan Bhagat on twitter, and killing polar bears seemed to be the perfect plan. But life is never that easy in Tirunelveli, and when the extremely beautiful Abithakuchalambal enters their lives, things change like never before. Follow Nikhil as he fights against Punjabi aunties, Punjabi aunties and even Punjabi aunties to realize his dreams. Is one dream one too many? Will they make it? From the bestselling author of Five Point Someone and One Night @ The Call Centre comes yet another witty tale about some weird shit in Modern India
We need people like you to make people understand. Our youth is misled by cheap writing by Chetan Bhagat. We also need to understand the difference between the types of Hippocrates that exist, as one species is of CB.
I seriously Appreciated and enjoyed your blog up and until i saw this post.
Wonder why you die hard "100 Rupee book" critics of Chetan Bhagat never reply to the fact that if he was crap or maybe even worse than that, you could write still better crap and make much more millions than him? It shouldnt be difficult to write crap, right , especially for a person who has 500 fans following her? :)
And for all those people out there, who think his story is plain predictable - What about thalaivar Rajinikanth? Its the same story line, right? right from annamalai, padayappa to sivaji - poor man becoming rich man? Do you stop watching his movies because they are predictable? { Goes to all tamil folks out here. } Arent there critics who say that he is a balding 60 year old man and ought to do grandpa roles? But would you or I buy that logic? I do understand that many of you would say that he has a style and charisma that none can match. Fine! Acceptable! But what about Chetan Bhagat? Plain simple, Use lavanya's multi generator and each one of you can become a millionaire, right?
Chetan Bhagat has thousands of critics but millions of fans. Dont forget that his book was a trend setter. Only after his "5 point someone", people even actually started writing and reading his genre of books. His book opened a market in India ( much before blogging entered the scenario) and gave talented writers an opportunity to write their books, get famous and make money. It is fine to criticize him, but give him his due, when he is worth it.
Critics like you are fit only to criticize. As you said, your plain jealous. Rather than having a burning stomach, you should write a book yourself, get it printed ( and for all those fans of yours who said you have alternate career in your hands - first see if you can get it printed ) , earn a fraction of what he does and get a fan base fractionally his, and then you can start bashing him. I too would join with you that day.
If you cannot, just shut up, and stick to your original posts in the blog. Your much better doing that. This is not humour, cheap criticism and jealousy.
@anon Whoa! I am not a critic. Like you rightly pointed out, I am not eligible to criticize him. Chetan Bhagat, in my opinion, is one of the greatest things that has happened to the Indian public where the reading habit was concerned. He's a really really really smart guy who knows exactly who to target.
This post was in jest. I am sorry if it didn't make you laugh.
@chutney I don't see any reason why you should apologize. I criticize tendulkar doesn't mean I be better than him. period. To criticize a particular Rahman song I don't have to be a better musician. There are tonnes of food critics, wine tasters who are shit at cooking / brewing. That anon fart is most probably a pissed off IITian who is brainwashed by his seniors to protect the holy IIT brand at whatever cost.
@anon didn't apologize for what i wrote. i only apologized cause i didnt make him laugh, which is what i try to do in this blog. thanks, though - and be nice. :)
I seriously Appreciated and enjoyed your blog up and until i saw this post.
Wonder why you die hard "100 Rupee book" critics of Chetan Bhagat never reply to the fact that if he was crap or maybe even worse than that, you could write still better crap and make much more millions than him? It shouldnt be difficult to write crap, right , especially for a person who has 500 fans following her? :)
And for all those people out there, who think his story is plain predictable - What about thalaivar Rajinikanth? Its the same story line, right? right from annamalai, padayappa to sivaji - poor man becoming rich man? Do you stop watching his movies because they are predictable? { Goes to all tamil folks out here. } Arent there critics who say that he is a balding 60 year old man and ought to do grandpa roles? But would you or I buy that logic? I do understand that many of you would say that he has a style and charisma that none can match. Fine! Acceptable! But what about Chetan Bhagat? Plain simple, Use lavanya's multi generator and each one of you can become a millionaire, right?
Chetan Bhagat has thousands of critics but millions of fans. Dont forget that his book was a trend setter. Only after his "5 point someone", people even actually started writing and reading his genre of books. His book opened a market in India ( much before blogging entered the scenario) and gave talented writers an opportunity to write their books, get famous and make money. It is fine to criticize him, but give him his due, when he is worth it.
Critics like you are fit only to criticize. As you said, your plain jealous. Rather than having a burning stomach, you should write a book yourself, get it printed ( and for all those fans of yours who said you have alternate career in your hands - first see if you can get it printed ) , earn a fraction of what he does and get a fan base fractionally his, and then you can start bashing him. I too would join with you that day.
If you cannot, just shut up, and stick to your original posts in the blog. Your much better doing that. This is not humour, cheap criticism and jealousy.
Hi Lavanya, Nice post! Even nicer is the reply to your critics. Thats what made me delurk....I have been reading and enjoying your blog for a while now. I get that you are a PSBB alumni (sorry if I am wrong, thought I might have read that somewhere in your blog. Just wanted to say me too! way back though...almosta decade. keep up the laughs!
not to start throwing the book on u. yaen ippidi inspired work ellam panra. ur original humor is much much better than this 'inspired work'. i enjoyed your wit and humor in the original form. next is what? TR thangachi sentimentizeraa?
btw, CA examla blog skin change panrathukku mark kudupaangalaa? nallaa iruntha skinna vitutu ithenna pudina chutney style? coconut chutney was better, clean and suits the mood...
Hi Lavanya, Just stumbled onto your blog a few days . Yours is one of the hilarious blogs i have ever read . You would give the comedians in Kollywood a serious run for their money . Man , your blog must come with a statutory warning like "Not to be read during office hours " or "induces uncontrollable laughing like an idiot " or "effects similar to exposure to laughing gas."
Please note: The views expressed in this blog are the author's own. However, she is not responsible for the comments that have been left on the page and the same need not necessarily reflect her viewpoint on the same and are entirely the commenters' own. Ok, now read the rest of the blog already.
One more smart post out of you, young lady...
ReplyDeletedidn't some help you with errors?
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahaha! When the extremely beautiful Abithakuchalambal enters their lives, things change like never before.
ReplyDeleteROFL! ROFL!
OMG! jus amazing...indeed brilliant peice! LMAO!
ReplyDeletethought this was some BS until i saw the hit me button. good job. first time seeing somethin like this in a blog. (i follow only few blogs FYI :P)
ReplyDelete:-) brilliant!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat have Punjabi Aunties ever done for you????
ReplyDelete:D Good stuff, I say.
Abithakuchalambal?! Wow how do you come up with such names?!
ReplyDeleteAiyo arputham !
ReplyDeletesemma terror !
After reading this post chetan bhagat should move back to his old job as investment banker!! LOLZ. u av revealed his trade (patented ! :P) secret. good work.
ReplyDelete:))) paathuma.. sue panida poraar :)
ReplyDeleteI don't know this Chetan Bhagat fellow, but the post was funny. The Dan Brown one was also good, but Abhithakuchalambal can kick Susan's ass any day, as we all know.
ReplyDeletethat's outrageously funny.. great post.. keep it coming.. saala I couldn't stand that guy in the 2 states.. remba kevala paduthitan nammaalungala.. nalla venum.. :D
ReplyDeleteWhen Sheetal enters their lives, things change like never before.
ReplyDeleteLife in Bathinda is tough indeed, because every pretty girl has equally scary brothers.
And they would love to embrace Chetan the Chip into the old block...
Brilliant.
I second porkodi. http://bit.ly/9oXeAw
ReplyDeleteNeat work as usual ... just a couple of pointers ...
ReplyDeleteThe title of the book should have mention of a number ...(Five, One, Three and Two have been taken already though)
The protagonists in his novels are usually named after many of Krishna's, so the hero's name selector in this plot generator is slightly flawed ....
Cheers
lolz so much like chetan bhagat
ReplyDelete[i]As Chetan Bhagat would say it ...
Meet Ankit, Om & Steve. All they wanted was to get blocked by Chetan Bhagat on twitter, and killing polar bears seemed to be the perfect plan. But life is never that easy in Bathinda, and when the extremely beautiful Abithakuchalambal enters their lives, things change like never before. Follow Ankit as he fights against Chennai's autodrivers, Punjabi aunties and even corruption to realize his dreams. Is one dream one too many? Will they make it?
From the bestselling author of Five Point Someone and One Night @ The Call Centre comes yet another witty tale about Homosexuality in Modern India
Hilarious! - The Times of Kyrghyztan[/i]
haha LOL kickass!!hope mr cb reads this post,the poor guy wil think twice before he picks up the blighted pen again:)rotten eggs,oops,chutney splattered al over the bloke's face;)
ReplyDeleteLol... :P
ReplyDeleteYou know, I read '2 States' while I was in India and I was thinking the exact same thing. Hilariously well done post, this!
ReplyDelete"Meet Shiv, Swami & Mohammad. All they wanted was to become successful, and pirating novels seemed to be the perfect plan. But life is never that easy in Tirunelveli, and when the extremely beautiful Abithakuchalambal enters their lives, things change like never before. Follow Shiv as he fights against religion, inter-community relationships and even Punjabi aunties to realize his dreams. Is one dream one too many? Will they make it?"
Best part was 'The truth', ergo, Craptastic!
ReplyDeletePure brilliance! :D
I am weirdly reminded of Krishna Kottage that use to come on Jaya TV long ago.. perhaps cuz of Abits. :P
ReplyDeleteNice one there :)
hehehhe :D
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ReplyDeleteNice one! Should give this link to people who claim "Nobody can write like Chetan Bhagat!"
ReplyDeleteG.E.N.I.U.S!!!
ReplyDelete@everyone - thanks!
ReplyDelete@atul
um, abithakuchalambal is a VERY valid tamil iyer name :)
@I Witness
Haha, I didn't put *that* much effort into reading his books. Thanks :)
@porkodi & santa
It wouldn't be the first time. For me atleast :)
Everyone, this post wouldn't have been possible w/out the coding brilliance that is Maxdavinci. Thanks :)
ReplyDeleteSomewhere some1 is spendin ova 12 mnths to craft a novel... whereas here sme1 is dng dat with jst 12 drop down menus.. Kewl
ReplyDeleteMeet Nirag, Swami & Mohammad. All they wanted was to get blocked by Chetan Bhagat on twitter, and killing polar bears seemed to be the perfect plan. But life is never that easy in Bathinda, and when the extremely beautiful Monjulika enters their lives, things change like never before. Follow Nirag as he fights against Punjabi aunties, Chennai's autodrivers and even communalism to realize his dreams. Is one dream one too many? Will they make it?
ReplyDeleteFrom the Craptastic author of Five Point Someone and One Night @ The Call Centre comes yet another witty tale about Milkmen in Modern India
Hilarious! - The Times of Kyrghyztan
ROFL ROFL.. love ur blog...
ReplyDelete:D.. Nice one..
ReplyDeleteHow come everybody is attracted to Abithakuchalambal wonly?
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
Good one.. though the hero always has a variation of Krishna's name
ReplyDeleteHari.. Shyam.. Govind.. Krish.. Nandagopal(?) SivaramaKRISHNAN(?)
Chetan Bhagat didn't quit his job to become a full time writer ..... his boss kicked him out after reading his books :D :D :D
ReplyDeleteGenius! Pure and simple. :)
ReplyDeletebrilliant! i loved the option of abhithakuchalambal, but seeing as my tale took place in bathinda, i had to opt for the rather more plausible pooja. btw, why are even the auotrickshaw-karaars in bathinda from chennai? he he. haven't played mad libs in ages, but have you considered compiling several of similar sets into a book? it would be great.
ReplyDeleteLOL at Abithakuchalambal! My uncle used to tease me saying that he'd suggested that name for me when I was born - he still calls me Abitha once in a while :D
ReplyDeletewhattay awesome post! Now major html, javascript coder also eh?! Kalaku, if CA flop, you ll get job in IT!
ReplyDeleteNice fresh concept…. Liked it :)
ReplyDeleteBut about the plots of bhagat’s book, they can look similar as the main theme of his stories are the common problems in Indian society & system. It is the way he narrate things makes the story interesting.
I like his writing, He writes for masses I feel.
whatever happened to tamizhpenn?
ReplyDeletene idea?
and about the post
ReplyDeleteekko engayao poittel pongo :P
Ithu soooopppper machi!
ReplyDeleteHilarious! Though, barring his questionable grammar and cliched plots, I have to say I have enjoyed Bhagat's books. If anything, because he faces no competition in his genre (hint: start writing, coconut chutney!)
ReplyDeleteLame...
ReplyDeleteyou are awesome!
ReplyDeleteOther options in the drop down ought to include 'software engineers sitting on bench and acquiring insane skills at swatting flies' and papers could've had names like 'dubakoor times' and 'the loafing hindu' ;-)
ReplyDeletenice!
ReplyDeleteSuperrabbu....
ReplyDeleteha ha ha ha epic :)
ReplyDeletesuper fantastic excellent bale :D
This guy's(Chetan Bhagat) first book was different and a good read. But his subsequent books have become predictable. And I always get the feeling that he writes a filmy script so that filmmakers make a movie out of his book.
ReplyDeleteIpdika ellam panna how Bhagat paiyan book vithufying? How pondaati kapathufying? Nyayama!
ReplyDeleteYou got me at Abithakuchalambal girl! :D LOL big time! You do know you have an alternate career option hounding you, don't you? :D Awesome post!
ReplyDeletei think you should do a Raju Hirani movie template generator as well.. jadhu ki jappi/all is well/ - old readers digest jokes - heroine caught between father and lover .. etc etc ..
ReplyDeletethis blog was fun .. keep it going
You forgot -
ReplyDeleteChoose a number to be on the title -
5
1
3
2
pi
Absolute Gem ! :)
ReplyDeleteRomba nanna irukkudi ponne! Dhriti suthi pottukko.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant algorithm!
ReplyDeleteWhat do guys want in life? think you missed some important options...Did you get Abitha kuchalambal from PSBB's Sanskrit stints? This is the next best thing after MIT's random paper generator:D
ReplyDeleteChetan is my friend from our IIT hostel days. I intend to show this post to him. :D
ReplyDeleteJust now suggested Chetan bhagat to read this post. http://twitter.com/maddytwitts
ReplyDeleteI would like to read how the Abithakuchalambal! character unveil.
just stumbled on to ur blog! it's hilarious and more importantly helps me pass time in office :)
ReplyDeleteThis.Is.Da.Shit.
ReplyDeletelol... :D
ReplyDeleteHow did you come up with this 'hilarious' idea?
Great work. A lot of spam on chetans blog is along same lines.
ReplyDeleteROFL. too good. Wish this idea were yours.
ReplyDeleteCan you please revert back to the old layout of the web page. This all green design sucks......Though it is your blog, but it is us who read and Since I have been following your writing for a few years now, I feel that the old one was nicer.
ReplyDeleteBalaji
chutney please revert to your old layout, that was so much like you....
ReplyDeleteBezoar
Very smart work..keept it going..
ReplyDeletehilarious too
Please revert back to your old layout! That was so 'you'.. like the fresh cocunut chutney! Please!!
ReplyDeletenow that u have figured out how to plot ur novel why dont u start writing one, ur posts are already such a huge hit.. i am sure ur books will be flying off the shelves even before releasing ;)
ReplyDeleteVisit my blog www.shebasamuel.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteHi Lavanya,
ReplyDeleteJust stumbled onto your blog a few days . Yours is one of the hilarious blogs i have ever read . You would give the comedians in Kollywood a serious run for their money . Man , your blog must come with a statutory warning like "Not to be read during office hours " or "induces uncontrollable laughing like an idiot " or "effects similar to exposure to laughing gas."
awesome lavanya :)
ReplyDeletetotally way too cool
ReplyDeleteits like someone very jealous about CB cant satnd his success and the comments from others are also like that.
ReplyDeleteChetan Bhagat is published, famous and makes a ton of money for writing crap. Ofcourse I'm jealous
ReplyDeleteCrap sells. period. why don't you try and overtake him by writing better crap instead of being jealous ?
ReplyDeleteJust awesome...
ReplyDeletefirst stop at your blog and kicking myself why didn't I find this jem sooner...
Good concept. Bad execution
ReplyDelete@alan
ReplyDeletefeedback is appreciated. elucidate.
Excellent post, as usual.
ReplyDeleteBut you could have chosen something simpler, like an Ilaya thalapathy Vijay Movie Template Generator. That way, you would need just one drop down box - Occupation.
what would chethan bhagat say on reading this post.
ReplyDeleteif he was like Gounds in suriyan
"Arasiyalla idhellam sadharnam appa"
or like Vaigai puyal
"Enna vechu kamadi kimadi pannaliye"
not to start throwing the book on u. yaen ippidi inspired work ellam panra. ur original humor is much much better than this 'inspired work'. i enjoyed your wit and humor in the original form. next is what? TR thangachi sentimentizeraa?
ReplyDeletebtw, CA examla blog skin change panrathukku mark kudupaangalaa? nallaa iruntha skinna vitutu ithenna pudina chutney style? coconut chutney was better, clean and suits the mood...
Too bright!! please revert to old layout.. kthxbai
ReplyDeleteHeheheeeehe
ReplyDeleteAwesome! Hilarious! Brilliant!!!
I love every single word you write!!
and "Abithakuchalambal"! Oh my god! Hilarious!!!
Like your Iyer post that was ripped off Goodness Gracious Me, this is also ripped off from the "The automated Dave Barry column generator"
ReplyDeletehttp://www.peacefire.org/staff/bennett/autodave/
How long will you thrive on plagiarism?
ReplyDeletehttp://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://www.peacefire.org/staff/bennett/autodave/
@anon & phoenix
ReplyDeletedear sirs,
Towards the end of the post, you should see a grey button that says "hit me". Do you see it?
Good.
Right below that grey button, there is a sentence. Do you see it? Awesome! Have a cookie. Can you read it? Try, no? I'm sure you can. It says, "Based on the Dan Brown plot generator". Nice no? That was where I got the idea from. And that sentence right there, is the credit.
Do you understand? Or would you like me to use smaller words?
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteHi Lavanya,
ReplyDeleteNice post! Even nicer is the reply to your critics. Thats what made me delurk....I have been reading and enjoying your blog for a while now.
I get that you are a PSBB alumni (sorry if I am wrong, thought I might have read that somewhere in your blog. Just wanted to say me too! way back though...almosta decade.
keep up the laughs!
too long. when is the next post
ReplyDeleteOh gawd this has to be the funniest post I came across the blogosphere in a long time.Kudos to you ^^
ReplyDeleteHa hahahahahhaha ! Wonderful.
ReplyDeleteI liked it so very much. But u missed out one option. Chetan bagat is a big time loser too.
ReplyDeleteawesome...I'm so glad I came across this post of yours. makes me believe there's still sanity in this world!!!
ReplyDeletepeople calling an IIT IIM grad, and one of the bestselling writers of India,a loser...whatever happened to the grey cells..a sick post.
ReplyDeleteNice one. Lot of work into this post eh? Putting up stories for all sorts of combinations!
ReplyDeletey r ppl so much obsessed with iit iim. wat has an institution got to do with a person.
ReplyDelete100! ;)
ReplyDeleteenna chutney, got married or what? :P (21.. long time, no post..)
Wow! chutneycase.com Estimated Worth $8132.2 USD. See for yourself at http://www.websiteoutlook.com/www.chutneycase.com
ReplyDeleteAmazing.
Aaaasome post :D
ReplyDeletei second porkodi
ReplyDeleteHey ... Come on Girl !!! You need to be more frequent ... Your readers are asking for more !! Its been ages ... Post a new one !!!!!
ReplyDeleteya, I second Hariharan.
ReplyDeleteEven Krish Ashok is more regular than you.
What is keeping you so busy? Boyfriend??
hahahahaha!!
ReplyDeletePeople are so innovative, and talented.
btw, TOI is the newspaper that's always ass-licking Chetan Bhagat.
It should've been among the choices.
nevertheless, this is hilarious!
Meet Nikhil, Mike & Ramachandramoorthy. All they wanted was to get blocked by Chetan Bhagat on twitter, and killing polar bears seemed to be the perfect plan. But life is never that easy in Tirunelveli, and when the extremely beautiful Abithakuchalambal enters their lives, things change like never before. Follow Nikhil as he fights against Punjabi aunties, Punjabi aunties and even Punjabi aunties to realize his dreams. Is one dream one too many? Will they make it?
ReplyDeleteFrom the bestselling author of Five Point Someone and One Night @ The Call Centre comes yet another witty tale about some weird shit in Modern India
Hilarious! - The Times of Kyrghyztan
LOllllllll!!!
ROFL!!! too gooood
Gahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteLovely! XD
Really witty and very meaningful post!
ReplyDeleteCummon man i read someone's whole blog in one go, i mean from ur first post to the very last.HA! I love it...The good old days of blogging r back!
ReplyDeleteVery funny. I hope he takes up the challenge and write on something else for a change!
ReplyDeleteWe need people like you to make people understand. Our youth is misled by cheap writing by Chetan Bhagat. We also need to understand the difference between the types of Hippocrates that exist, as one species is of CB.
ReplyDeleteKeep the spirit alive.
loved the post .. L.E.G.E.N.D.A.R.Y. ;)
ReplyDeleteReally funny :D
ReplyDeleteROFL copter! WOW!!!!
ReplyDeletehahaha good job!!!!
ReplyDelete"another witty tale about some weird shit in Modern India"
ReplyDeleteHee hee :D
Way to go girl!!
ReplyDeletehahaa... I feel like a writer now....
ReplyDeleteAwesome post!! 'Punjabi aunties and Chennai's autorickshaw drivers' - superb combination!!
ReplyDeleteNice
ReplyDeleteI seriously Appreciated and enjoyed your blog up and until i saw this post.
ReplyDeleteWonder why you die hard "100 Rupee book" critics of Chetan Bhagat never reply to the fact that if he was crap or maybe even worse than that, you could write still better crap and make much more millions than him? It shouldnt be difficult to write crap, right , especially for a person who has 500 fans following her? :)
And for all those people out there, who think his story is plain predictable -
What about thalaivar Rajinikanth? Its the same story line, right? right from annamalai, padayappa to sivaji - poor man becoming rich man? Do you stop watching his movies because they are predictable? { Goes to all tamil folks out here. } Arent there critics who say that he is a balding 60 year old man and ought to do grandpa roles? But would you or I buy that logic? I do understand that many of you would say that he has a style and charisma that none can match. Fine! Acceptable! But what about Chetan Bhagat? Plain simple, Use lavanya's multi generator and each one of you can become a millionaire, right?
Chetan Bhagat has thousands of critics but millions of fans. Dont forget that his book was a trend setter. Only after his "5 point someone", people even actually started writing and reading his genre of books. His book opened a market in India ( much before blogging entered the scenario) and gave talented writers an opportunity to write their books, get famous and make money. It is fine to criticize him, but give him his due, when he is worth it.
Critics like you are fit only to criticize. As you said, your plain jealous. Rather than having a burning stomach, you should write a book yourself, get it printed ( and for all those fans of yours who said you have alternate career in your hands - first see if you can get it printed ) , earn a fraction of what he does and get a fan base fractionally his, and then you can start bashing him. I too would join with you that day.
If you cannot, just shut up, and stick to your original posts in the blog. Your much better doing that. This is not humour, cheap criticism and jealousy.
@anon
ReplyDeleteWhoa! I am not a critic. Like you rightly pointed out, I am not eligible to criticize him. Chetan Bhagat, in my opinion, is one of the greatest things that has happened to the Indian public where the reading habit was concerned. He's a really really really smart guy who knows exactly who to target.
This post was in jest. I am sorry if it didn't make you laugh.
@chutney
ReplyDeleteI don't see any reason why you should apologize. I criticize tendulkar doesn't mean I be better than him. period. To criticize a particular Rahman song I don't have to be a better musician. There are tonnes of food critics, wine tasters who are shit at cooking / brewing. That anon fart is most probably a pissed off IITian who is brainwashed by his seniors to protect the holy IIT brand at whatever cost.
@anon
ReplyDeletedidn't apologize for what i wrote. i only apologized cause i didnt make him laugh, which is what i try to do in this blog.
thanks, though - and be nice. :)
cool!!
ReplyDeletecool!!
ReplyDeleteI seriously Appreciated and enjoyed your blog up and until i saw this post.
ReplyDeleteWonder why you die hard "100 Rupee book" critics of Chetan Bhagat never reply to the fact that if he was crap or maybe even worse than that, you could write still better crap and make much more millions than him? It shouldnt be difficult to write crap, right , especially for a person who has 500 fans following her? :)
And for all those people out there, who think his story is plain predictable -
What about thalaivar Rajinikanth? Its the same story line, right? right from annamalai, padayappa to sivaji - poor man becoming rich man? Do you stop watching his movies because they are predictable? { Goes to all tamil folks out here. } Arent there critics who say that he is a balding 60 year old man and ought to do grandpa roles? But would you or I buy that logic? I do understand that many of you would say that he has a style and charisma that none can match. Fine! Acceptable! But what about Chetan Bhagat? Plain simple, Use lavanya's multi generator and each one of you can become a millionaire, right?
Chetan Bhagat has thousands of critics but millions of fans. Dont forget that his book was a trend setter. Only after his "5 point someone", people even actually started writing and reading his genre of books. His book opened a market in India ( much before blogging entered the scenario) and gave talented writers an opportunity to write their books, get famous and make money. It is fine to criticize him, but give him his due, when he is worth it.
Critics like you are fit only to criticize. As you said, your plain jealous. Rather than having a burning stomach, you should write a book yourself, get it printed ( and for all those fans of yours who said you have alternate career in your hands - first see if you can get it printed ) , earn a fraction of what he does and get a fan base fractionally his, and then you can start bashing him. I too would join with you that day.
If you cannot, just shut up, and stick to your original posts in the blog. Your much better doing that. This is not humour, cheap criticism and jealousy.
hahaha good job!!!!
ReplyDeleteNice
ReplyDeleteReally witty and very meaningful post!
ReplyDeleteCummon man i read someone's whole blog in one go, i mean from ur first post to the very last.HA! I love it...The good old days of blogging r back!
ReplyDeleteAaaasome post :D
ReplyDeleteNice one. Lot of work into this post eh? Putting up stories for all sorts of combinations!
ReplyDeleteawesome...I'm so glad I came across this post of yours. makes me believe there's still sanity in this world!!!
ReplyDeleteHa hahahahahhaha ! Wonderful.
ReplyDeleteHi Lavanya,
ReplyDeleteNice post! Even nicer is the reply to your critics. Thats what made me delurk....I have been reading and enjoying your blog for a while now.
I get that you are a PSBB alumni (sorry if I am wrong, thought I might have read that somewhere in your blog. Just wanted to say me too! way back though...almosta decade.
keep up the laughs!
not to start throwing the book on u. yaen ippidi inspired work ellam panra. ur original humor is much much better than this 'inspired work'. i enjoyed your wit and humor in the original form. next is what? TR thangachi sentimentizeraa?
ReplyDeletebtw, CA examla blog skin change panrathukku mark kudupaangalaa? nallaa iruntha skinna vitutu ithenna pudina chutney style? coconut chutney was better, clean and suits the mood...
Good concept. Bad execution
ReplyDeleteits like someone very jealous about CB cant satnd his success and the comments from others are also like that.
ReplyDeleteawesome lavanya :)
ReplyDeleteHi Lavanya,
ReplyDeleteJust stumbled onto your blog a few days . Yours is one of the hilarious blogs i have ever read . You would give the comedians in Kollywood a serious run for their money . Man , your blog must come with a statutory warning like "Not to be read during office hours " or "induces uncontrollable laughing like an idiot " or "effects similar to exposure to laughing gas."
Lavanya... this is awesome!
ReplyDeleteBRILLIANT!! Mmmuahahahaha
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