Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Angst


Everyone wants to be everything these days. It is making me very angry. You want to be software engineer means you be software engineer. You want to be writer means you be writer. But what is this I want to be everything nonsense? 
You are software engineer but you open blog. As if that wasn't enough you write one post, two post, three post about your love failure, your amma appa, 5th standard Lakshmi miss and all. Then you act like you are one Aravind Adiga and put comment on other peoples blogs also saying this this can be better that that that is nice. As if that is not enough you are telling everybody on your Facebook please read my blog please read my blog. We don't want to read your project report only, what makes you think we want to read your blog? If you want to write means write Sriramajayam 108 times. Atleast some punyam will come for you.  

Then everybody wants to be photo grapher also. Everybody is buying big big camera and saying I am photo grapher I am photo grapher and taking pictures of cow, street lamp, dog and all. If you're taking photo, at least take photo of nice looking people no? Cow, dog, road, leaf and all nobody wants to see. I don't think cow only wants to see how it looks like in photo. You give it banana, it will be happy and bless you. Why can't you be like that? Instead you are running around with camera. 

There is that twitter also. You are having twitter account na you are one Shashi Tharoor a? This much buildup you are giving there? If you have any news means you share. Instead you are tweeting tweeting all day saying aiyo my flush is not working aiyo my bladder is not working. Thoo. These ladies on twitter no? they are worst. I think they are having twitter account to talk to boys only. All the time they are giggling with someone or the other. You don't even know what he looks like or what kind of family he is from, why do you want to giggle with him? Then talking openly about drinks also. Are you all not from good family? Simply talking with boys and putting scene as though you are one models when you are one attu piece. This is why Jeppiar College have iron bar in bus. They are correct because there is no culture only.  

Pah, and this is only the starting. There are other people who are actually accountant, manager, mechanic but putting music and singing and all. Everybody who has keyboard is AR Rahman a? Voice you have means you will sing a? Even dog has voice. Is it singing? Seriously I am asking. 

People these days are losing too much culture because of westerners. This I can be everything thinking is also western philosophy. They are seeing James Bond movie and thinking oh, I can also be like James Bond and drink drinks and run around with jetty girls. 

Thank God world is ending in 2012. 

Because there is a little tea party in all of us. 
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97 comments:

  1. Let me do the honours. I am laughing my heart out. I might have to retire soon. Brilliant only.

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  2. Haha, it has been so long since I laughed so much. How you think of such complex things with such simplicity, I don't understand. :-)

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  3. I feel your angst! This post has made my day a lot more funnier :)

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  5. Here's a little something to go with the second paragraph:

    http://bit.ly/fIcMb2

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  6. Awesome piece!One more thing!Modelling!They go to gym for few months,build some muscle,go to Bobby photo studio,get pics taken in skimpy clothes and flashy glares and post them on FB!And the worst part?They don't even know how to talk properly!

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  9. hahaha!

    And also chumma peethufying every year about "pullaiku infosys le next year lernthu BMW-vum, escort"um tharennu solirkalam...boy is all of 25 yrs and this amma people still think escort is of ford variety.

    Hayyo Hayo!

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  10. Just read: http://localparty.tumblr.com/post/4387558423. Your post has a lot of similarity with this one!

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  11. All ten thumbs up!!! Simply superb!

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  12. Tea party with some hot masala vadais this! :D

    PS : I blog
    PPS : I click photos too
    PPPS : I tweet
    PPPPS : I am neither a blogger, photographer nor a "twelebrity"

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  13. I telling you, you joined the party.
    (For beginning tea-party is also good no? )
    Then you go to brunch, then dinner and then 5-course meal.

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  14. endha line aa padichalum kuthi kaatraa maadhiriye irukku :P

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  15. Hahaha Kickass!Spot on about the Photography part :)

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  16. Self outrage aa idhu? Ellathliyum kaal veccha thaane andha oru velai seriya varum :)

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  18. yeah ... why dont more ppl give bananas to cows I wonder!

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  19. OMG! I am laughing my brains out!!!

    When I read it the second time, I read it with heavy tamil accent in my head, makes it even more hilarious!

    PS: I am a software engineer who blogs about pretty much the same things you said, I didn't know I was going to be stereotyped!

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  20. ROTFL!!!!!!!!! Awesome post! :--D

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  21. Lol! Sema post! But what happened to the blog look? Bring the old one back!

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  24. Randomly managed to appear at this site: this is a laugh riot!

    Also, all hail the local-tea-party! Awesome that one, no? Everybody say so.

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  25. well..seems your grammar and usual humour sense went for a toss while pouring out your angst.you could have added a caution note indeed !!

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  26. haha..good one.. enjoyed reading it

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  27. my bro writes a blog Idlichutney. i googled dosachutney and coconutchutney for no specific reason. and ended up enjoying ur post. Not from Chennai so took a moment to relate to d iron bars in Jeppiar's bus;) ur right too many "cool" ppl taking to photography & end up with "uncool" pics. lol. keep writing! u got another follower

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  28. Oh this is important. I will bloody break my back and take a beautiful picture and make gimmicks in Photoshop to show off MY skills and post it in FB ok? One idiot will come and comment on it "Brilliant composition and rasterization of pixelling effect. Could have delayed exposure by 4 f-stops" - showing off his skills in my wall. Nonsense I say.

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  29. aren't you the funniest girl in town! love your posts. cannot believe a cute and witty girl like you could also read CA books :)

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  31. You left out the cooks!!! :)
    Awesome post!

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  32. New theme, I guess! Nice one.

    I had a hearty laugh reading it... just another addition.
    'There is this doing MS in the US also. You read the 3500 words and go write the exam and apply, get I-20, get VISA and act as though America going is equivalent to berikka eating. You go to America and then ...... ' (I give up, you rock!!)

    And I tweet, I blog, I try to sing and I plan to get an SLR... well I think I should stop a few of these henceforth :P

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  33. "I don't think cow only wants to see how it looks like in photo."

    Awesomeness :)

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  34. Very nice ma. More and more and more little ladies like you should be writing like this and keep on improving your skills.
    You are coming to write like this after revising for that exam only no?
    But no blogging after getting marriage and little children, okay?
    May the blessings of the benevolent Lord Venkateswara always be showered on you.

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  35. very true thing.. the language is similar to http://localparty.tumblr.com/post/4387558423 :)

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  36. Ha ha made my day, lolzzz :). Job is for food all the extras people (try to) do is for brain food :)

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  37. Awesome! You are so funny! :D

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  38. Hilarious post. With some expletives and funny bodily descriptions, this will be a perfect Koundamani material. As it is, a good Paattimma rant!

    Please don't worry. This happens when one prepares for professional exams.

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  39. LOL. You have become a maami(yaar). :-D :-D

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  40. Have you ever realized that you make some random fucking tweets and annoy people? better see your ASS and then talk about others in case your pissed with them...

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  41. Everyone wants to be meta these days. It is making me very angry. You want to be meta means what? You want to be writer means you be writer. But what is this I want to be meta nonsense?
    You are meta but you open blog. As if that wasn't enough you write one post about somebody else posting about their love failure, their amma appa, their 5th standard Lakshmi miss and all and how it makes you angry. What is the point only I am not seeing. If you want to write means write about people writing Sriramajayam 108 times. Atleast some metapunyam will come

    ps: Quite interesting to see how many people take your post seriously :)

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  42. Finally there's tanya who got it right with some negative... yes that's true to some extent.

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  44. haha well played! Like Ashok said, evolo louwe from ppl for what you wrote! ;)

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  46. aama aama ppl summa scene putting..loved ur tamilized english writing! ..lol tea party lollu sabha :)

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  47. Just discovered your blog. To quote Captain Obvious, "You have a talent!" :)

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  48. Not a Special one.. can still keep it in better way! ## that's how elderly always say !!

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  49. Please note: The views expressed in this blog are the author's own. However, she is not responsible for the comments that have been left on the page and the same need not necessarily reflect her viewpoint on the same and are entirely the commenters' own. Ok, now read the rest of the blog already.

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  50. Dear www.chutneycase.com Owner

    You are going to get a Law dispute Notice shortly. please beware of your silent influence on society. You are like another {lady} Ram Gopal Varma .

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  51. As I read this post...I pictured every old paati and thaatha who have lectured me similarly. All I can say though is, it's a generation thing. You summed it up really well! :)

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  52. hey chutney.. absolutely brilliant.. u indeed have a unique gift of bringing a smile onto people's faces.. even when they r on the damn-est of the moods.. awesome post.. cheers.. :)..

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  53. neenga verum thaenga chuttney illa pottu kadala potta thaen ga chutney ah????

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  55. Down right Hilarious!!

    I had to literally step out of the office door and let out my loud laugh!

    Too good!

    Have been a long time reader and was kinda missing your posts ( reduced frequency and all.. working too hard-a?)

    You jumped right up on the list of 'hero' bloggers today. :D

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  56. funny.. good post

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  57. I was 17, and was returning from a booze party.. (obviously I ws drunk). when a cop stopped me and asked.. DRINKINGAAA???

    This sounded so much similar.. ROTFL

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  58. I feel like I've been hit by a truck.... LOL.. bloody awesome... :)

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  59. @krishashok
    why u pointing out her post is meta and killing the meta humor? meta-meta is the new meta aa?

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  60. Beautiful, had your post not been a counter example for its import :)

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  61. Super Awesome post.. Though I'm guilty of most of the things mentioned in this post :D

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  63. lol. Enna oru small thing called "Freedom of choice" is in your way :)

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  65. You are the same kind of person-photography, twitter and all but still sucking. You also want to be everything-but really good in nothing

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  68. Hilarious....
    Killer post..............

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  69. Style of writing totally COPIED from the following link:
    http://localparty.tumblr.com/post/4387558423

    Please get a life and post something that is original.

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  70. People its time to realize that this is not her original thought or idea. Bloody copycat bloggers......

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  71. ROFL.. Awesome is the only word i can think of.. Your sense of humour, inspires!!

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  72. dear anonymice who think this is copied - if you had given me your names, I would have addressed your issues individually. As you can see, I've given a credit at the end of the post, and the first person to comment was localparty from whom this was "copied". He likes it, btw.


    to everyone else who liked this - thanks :)

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  73. Hilarious....
    Killer post..............

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  75. Beautiful, had your post not been a counter example for its import :)

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  76. @krishashok
    why u pointing out her post is meta and killing the meta humor? meta-meta is the new meta aa?

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  77. I was 17, and was returning from a booze party.. (obviously I ws drunk). when a cop stopped me and asked.. DRINKINGAAA???

    This sounded so much similar.. ROTFL

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  79. As I read this post...I pictured every old paati and thaatha who have lectured me similarly. All I can say though is, it's a generation thing. You summed it up really well! :)

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  80. Not a Special one.. can still keep it in better way! ## that's how elderly always say !!

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  81. aama aama ppl summa scene putting..loved ur tamilized english writing! ..lol tea party lollu sabha :)

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  82. Everyone wants to be meta these days. It is making me very angry. You want to be meta means what? You want to be writer means you be writer. But what is this I want to be meta nonsense?
    You are meta but you open blog. As if that wasn't enough you write one post about somebody else posting about their love failure, their amma appa, their 5th standard Lakshmi miss and all and how it makes you angry. What is the point only I am not seeing. If you want to write means write about people writing Sriramajayam 108 times. Atleast some metapunyam will come

    ps: Quite interesting to see how many people take your post seriously :)

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  83. Have you ever realized that you make some random fucking tweets and annoy people? better see your ASS and then talk about others in case your pissed with them...

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  84. Hilarious post. With some expletives and funny bodily descriptions, this will be a perfect Koundamani material. As it is, a good Paattimma rant!

    Please don't worry. This happens when one prepares for professional exams.

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  85. Ha ha made my day, lolzzz :). Job is for food all the extras people (try to) do is for brain food :)

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  86. "I don't think cow only wants to see how it looks like in photo."

    Awesomeness :)

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  88. Oh this is important. I will bloody break my back and take a beautiful picture and make gimmicks in Photoshop to show off MY skills and post it in FB ok? One idiot will come and comment on it "Brilliant composition and rasterization of pixelling effect. Could have delayed exposure by 4 f-stops" - showing off his skills in my wall. Nonsense I say.

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  90. Lol! Sema post! But what happened to the blog look? Bring the old one back!

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  91. OMG! I am laughing my brains out!!!

    When I read it the second time, I read it with heavy tamil accent in my head, makes it even more hilarious!

    PS: I am a software engineer who blogs about pretty much the same things you said, I didn't know I was going to be stereotyped!

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  92. Self outrage aa idhu? Ellathliyum kaal veccha thaane andha oru velai seriya varum :)

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  93. I telling you, you joined the party.
    (For beginning tea-party is also good no? )
    Then you go to brunch, then dinner and then 5-course meal.

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  96. I understand your point of view, but I'm afraid among your many grammatical errors, and over generalizations. I lost the subject of the blog. I'm with you the over exposure among the participants of social media is at a ridiculous level. But to be honest I put pictures of myself on FB so that my mother can see them as we do not live together, at the same time so can my friends who live in other countries. Please do not over generalize us all. Thank YOu

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